On a much lighter note, Colby climbed into bed with me the other morning as he always does for our "morning snuggle" before we start the day. It's something we have done forever and we both love. He crawls in, looks at me with a little grin and says:
"Mommy, you're not going to believe the dream I had last night".
"Well tell me about it honey, I love a good dream".
"No Mommy, I can't tell you" (as he giggles)
"Honey, you can tell me anything. I want to hear this funny dream".
"Well, there were lots of girls in it".
Me, trying to remain composed. "And what were they doing?"
"They were naked".
At this point I'm really trying to remain calm.
"Why were they naked honey"
"I scared them by yelling and their clothes fell off".
At this point he fell over giggling and I'm biting the inside of my lip, trying to remain composed and calm, all the while there's a voice in my head screaming
MY 5 YEAR OLD IS DREAMING ABOUT NAKED WOMEN!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE HELP ME!
There are also 2 other voices in my head at this time. One is Rob saying "That's my boy" and the other is Adam saying "Are any of them redheads?"