Friday, September 11, 2009

"I won't order porn mommy"

So let me set this stage for you. We have satellite televison and a DVR, which both boys know how to use. Our DVR is full of kids movies and Joey was watching one of his movies (Garfield) today when this all happened. I was on the phone chatting with Kelly when I noticed the blue "purchase" screen on the TV. It seems Joey leaned on the remote and when he was trying to put his movie back on somehow ended up choosing a "naughty"channel. I grabbed the remote just in time before he selected "BUY" and said

"No Joey, don't order porn!"

to which my little angel said very seriously

"No mommy, I'm not ordering porn, I want Garfield!"

I'm sure poor Kelly is still laughing.

8 comments:

Matt, Kara, Hunter and Cavan said...

ahahhahahahahhaha awesome!! Your kids are so damn funny.

Clem and Chandra Schraefel said...

Good one! Although you do realize that very, very soon a similar situation might be less accidental and a little more intentional, don't you? And not nearly as funny, either. Ah, life as a mother of boys...

Megan said...

HA!

This is why we put a password on our movie channels so many years ago: Michael was accidentally hitting the "buy" button. We never bothered to take the password off. Now it's handy, of course, because he's old enough to actually WANT to rent the movies on there.

NOT THE PORN MOVIES, OF COURSE.

Alex said...

If you looked at your bill and saw porn on there, do you think it would be more horrifying that you saw your kid had ordered porn or that now you know what type of porn he's into?
Or was that question a bit too reaaaaaaaaaal?


(please don't hate me)

OHN said...

Try to explain that comment when he is with family friends/neighbors/teachers etc. Good luck. ;)

Kel P said...

hahahahahahaha. Yeah. I"m still laughing :)

Twisted Cinderella said...

bwahahahah too funny!

Anonymous said...

oH My Gawd!! That is soooo funny!!

ps prayers for maggie

lissa