I'm in love with Emmitt Smith

I have been totally hooked on Dancing With the Stars this season, and have developed a "not so secret" crush on Emmitt Smith. I sit here, it's 9:56, and the final set of commercials are on. The suspense is KILLING ME! Here we go.. here it comes.. is he going to win the coveted trophy?.... and the winner is.......... (oh my heart is racing)........ YEAH!!!! HE WON!!!! I LOVE HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!! I WANNA CRY!!!!! There's just something incredibly sexy about a big sexy guy with a big sexy smile. It's no wonder I married who I did!