"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my friend how to spell "Mississippi'.