Saturday, September 30, 2006

Something to think about

Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about.

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you> naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables what is baby oil made from?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?


Anonymous said...

Joey must be sleeping entirely too much. It appears you have too much time on your hands. CL

Tina said...

LOL. I received this as an email. And yes, he finally is taking regular naps. Can't wait for gas station chicken and pecos next week!

Tina said...

BTW, you're up late!

staceface said...

Yeah. I totally sang those two songs.

jods said...

Rather than spend eternity in the clothes you are buried/cremated in - I prefer to think we'd spend it in the clothes we died in maybe. That way we at least have a chance of wearing something we might have LIKED over what some relative (albeit loving I'm sure) chose for us!!!! (hopefully it wasn't pjs)

As for sleeping like a baby - even if they sleep for short periods, they can usually sleep sound even in the middle of a ruckus.

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