My New Theme Song!

Tina was nice enuf to tell me about this song from Brad Paisley and I listened to it and I laughed my ass off! If you havn't heard it, find it and listen!

BRAD PAISLEY LYRICS "I'm still a guy"

When you see a deer, you see Bambi

And I see antlers up on the wall

When you see a lake you think picnics

And I see a large mouth up under that log

You're probably thinkin’ that you're gonna change me

In some ways well maybe you might

Scrub me down, dress me up

Oh but no matter what,

Remember, I'm still a guy

When you see a priceless friend's painting

I see a drunk naked girl

You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy

And I'd like to give it a whirl

Well love makes a man do some things he ain't proud of

And in a weak moment I might

Walk you sissy dog, hold your purse at the mall

But remember, I'm still a guy

And I'll pour out my heart, hold your hand in the car

Write a love song that makes you cry

Then turn right around, knock some jerk to the ground

'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by

I can hear you now talkin’ to your friends

Sayin’ yeah girls he's come a long way

From draggin’ his knuckles and carryin’ a club

And buildin’ a fire in a cave

But when you say a backrub means only a backrub

And you swat my hand when I try

Well now what can I say at the end of the day

Honey, I'm still a guy

And I'll pour out my heart

Hold your hand in the car

Write a love song that makes you cry

Then turn right around

Knock some jerk to the ground

'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by

These days there's dudes getting’ facials

Manicured, waxed, and Botoxed

With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands

You can't grip a tackle box

Yeah with all of these men linin’ up to get neutered

And headin’ out to be feminized

But I don't highlight my hair, I've still got a pair

Yeah honey, I'm still a guy

Oh, my eyebrows ain't plucked, there's a gun in my truck

Oh thank God I'm still a guy