The following conversation happened this morning in my house....
HIM: Hey honey have you seen my dickie?
ME: It's right between your leggies.
HIM: Very funny, have you seen my dickie?
ME: Not in a very long time.
HIM: Never mind.
Someone woke up without his sense of humor this morning. (For those of you that may not know, a dickie is a fake shirt that only has a collar, so you can wear a shirt or sweater and LOOK like you have another shirt on underneath but really you just have 1/3 of a shirt with no body or arms, only a collar). Do they even make these any more????