I nearly peed my pants

I stole this from OHN's blog. Normally I don't copy other people's entries on their blogs, but this had to be shared. This is a conversation that would happen in my house, and I can certainly hear this conversation between my parents.

The following conversation happened this morning in my house....

HIM: Hey honey have you seen my dickie?

ME: It's right between your leggies.

HIM: Very funny, have you seen my dickie?

ME: Not in a very long time.

HIM: Never mind.

Someone woke up without his sense of humor this morning. (For those of you that may not know, a dickie is a fake shirt that only has a collar, so you can wear a shirt or sweater and LOOK like you have another shirt on underneath but really you just have 1/3 of a shirt with no body or arms, only a collar). Do they even make these any more????