This link is for you. I, being the wonderful wife that I am, have found your perfect job. Just remember if you get it, we're coming to visit. Check out the link here (and as far as I know this is NOT a joke. Michael from Michael's Meanderings has applied for it, and you can see it HERE). And since you'll be there and if you're not going to apply, you should vote for him and give him 5 stars!