Monday, May 09, 2005

Words of Advice

I received an email from Genevieve this afternoon stating that the baby is due in 16 days. Here is my response to her. I know that feeling. 16 days! I can't believe it. Take some free advice. In 16 days when you're ready to take her out youself with a pair of kitchen tongs, just remember these wise words from someone who has been there. Bumpy roads, chinese food and sex, even all at the same time, will NOT convince the child who is hanging on to your ribs for dear life to come out. Take my word on that. Tina.

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